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Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the

center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he

challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to

His aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that

family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat

him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried

Out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning

that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the

Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should

have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary

Custody to the Detroit Lions Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the

center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he

challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to

His aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that

family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat

him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried

Out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning

that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the

Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should

have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary

Custody to the Detroit Lions Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

whats funny is I actually read this post

whats even funnier is the joke

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Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the

center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he

challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to

His aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that

family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat

him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried

Out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning

that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the

Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should

have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary

Custody to the Detroit Lions Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

so true :laugh: they're like the texans of the midwest :laugh:

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