Sunday School....

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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept

through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was

napping,

''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the

chair

behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !''

shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to

sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''

But

Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the

rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the

teacher

said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam

after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her

with

the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn

thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The teacher fainted.