silverbull Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and seesthis HUGE black guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3pound right testicle, Turner Brown."The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels downand brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong withyou?"In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say tome?"The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd justgive you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, myleft testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought yousaid, "Turn around"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diva421d Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and seesthis HUGE black guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3pound right testicle, Turner Brown."The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels downand brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong withyou?"In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say tome?"The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd justgive you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, myleft testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought yousaid, "Turn around"!LMAOF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetrope Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and seesthis HUGE black guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3pound right testicle, Turner Brown."The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels downand brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong withyou?"In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say tome?"The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd justgive you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, myleft testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought yousaid, "Turn around"!haha funny shit. glad not everyone is posting about pacha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 haha funny shit. glad not everyone is posting about pacha!This actually happened at Pacha last night, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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