cookie6 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Take a couple minutes and do this: http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Santa ClausNorth Pole, EarthDear Santa,I have been a good girl.It really wasn't my fault what happened at jenny's Office party. It was pete who spiked the punch with too much jager. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy.I thought it was funny when I put heather's jock strap on my head and danced the macarena on the high chair while singing `"hit me baby one more time"'. I didn't mean to break jenny's vibrator and don't know why jenny would accuse me of selling drugs to kids.I don't remember calling mike's wife a skanky pig---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and turquoise lipstick!And when I threw up on jessica's husband's armpit, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mack truck through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a stinky penguin and have me arrested for stealing shoe horns!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all scary and weird. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ugly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!Sincerely and hastily yours,manda (Really a nice girl!)P.S. It's only 33 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 terrible..give me back my 2 minutesMad Libs is for grade schoolers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 i am...and always will be...a mad libs lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 i am NOT having fun ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 i am NOT having fun !here's mine from yesterday:Santa ClausNorth Pole, EarthDear Santa,I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Ronny's Office party. It was Candice who spiked the punch with too much Captain and Coke. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Kenneth cole reaction. I thought it was funny when I put Becca's Pants on my head and danced the Cha Cha on the Bed while singing `In my arms baby yeah'. I didn't mean to break Ronny's IPoD and don't know why Ronny would accuse me of Assault. I don't remember calling Jeff's wife a Crazy Pig---even though she looked like one with Purple eye shadow and Pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Danielle's husband's Hiney, it was only because I ate too much of that Lasagna. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's Door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Hyper Ferret and have me arrested for Robbery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Yuckie and Super. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Stupid stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Hungry yours,Chrissy (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 6 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 here's mine from yesterday:Santa ClausNorth Pole, EarthDear Santa,I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Ronny's Office party. It was Candice who spiked the punch with too much Captain and Coke. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Kenneth cole reaction. I thought it was funny when I put Becca's Pants on my head and danced the Cha Cha on the Bed while singing `In my arms baby yeah'. I didn't mean to break Ronny's IPoD and don't know why Ronny would accuse me of Assault. I don't remember calling Jeff's wife a Crazy Pig---even though she looked like one with Purple eye shadow and Pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Danielle's husband's Hiney, it was only because I ate too much of that Lasagna. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's Door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Hyper Ferret and have me arrested for Robbery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Yuckie and Super. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Stupid stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Hungry yours,Chrissy (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 6 bucks!and the song is titled 'In My Arms' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 and the song is titled 'In My Arms'I'll call it what I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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