xhead68 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Now we've all lost a philly or a dutchie one time because of our stupid ass ideas to roll an L outdoors. Well this song is dedicated to the bong of someone from this board and all those blunts that could have been great spliffs but were never smoked..."Dutchie Guts In the Wind"(to the tune of that song bout Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe)Goodbye Az-tec's bongMay you ever smoke us up You were a bong that kept on givingWhen the blunts were torn apart.You called out to the potheads,And you whispered to those in withdrawl.Now you belong to heaven,And the stoners spell out your name.And it seems to me you lived your lifeLike a dutchie in the wind:Never fading with the jamaican smoke cloudWhen the cotton mouth set in.And your bong hits will always fall here,Along the crackhead's greenest hills;That bong stopped smoking long beforeThe potheads ever will.Marijuana you have not lost;These empty days without one hit and pass.This torch we'll always carryFor our potheads only bong.And even though we try,The truth brings us to tears;All our words cannot expressThe joy you brought us through the years.Goodbye Az-tec's bong,From a crack fiend lost without your soul,Who'll miss the wings of your compassionMore than you'll ever know.DON'T BASH ME FOR THIS, I'M HIGH!Only sober people are gonna bash me.AMEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 **tear**That was beautiful -----------------------"A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT!" --Me-----"Live for Twilo Fridays, The rest are just details" -Me-----"I can walk in straight lines, within my own crooked world" -a drunken Aramis Ponte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhead68 Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 I just want to say that all the proceeds from this musical masterpiece will be pm'ed to az-tec so he can buy a new bong or at least a box of white owls.*Takes a bow* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Yo thanks bro......I really appreciate it. I am going through a tough time right now....and your post definitely put a smile on my face. Honestly every bong has its time on this earth and his time was up... Guess Ill just have to go back to 8th and pick up a new one.Good Shit bro.-Andy------------------And Everything Will Flow....Flow....Flow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmsadc69 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 I have to say... that was very moving. The premier Bong Song I have heard. Kudos.~~ (wishing I didn't leave my own piece at home when I left for school...)------------------ "Happy the man, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own, he who, secure within, can say, 'Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have liv'd today'." - Horace"Be excellent to each other." - Rufus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhead68 Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 I will never perform that song again.ONLY at the request of the two sons of az-tec's bong. The two future heirs to the throne of Great Bongdom."Dutchie Guts in the Wind" will become the largest grossing single of all time. We will be able to BUY ALL THE BONGS and fix all the broken ones.THERE HAS TO BE A WAY PEOPLE. Forget about starving children in Texas and other white trash people. Send those $12 a month to me.Aight, I'll shut up now. No use wasting your whole high on the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajja0 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh your so sweet... (now heres someone who really cares) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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