shadowchaser Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 1. The Duty Call: She needs something only a man can provide: the oil changed, sink unclogged, floors sanded, couch moved, bookshelves installed...2. The Nudie Call: (otherwise known as the bullshit call)She wants to tell you about the sex she's been having with someone else.Why? Because she trusts you.3. The Cootie Call:She wants you, as a guy, to explain in detail why guys are yucky, single minded, intolerable, lying, cheating dogs.4. The Fruity Call:She needs your opinion on shoes, houseplants, color schemes, china patterns, and Will & Grace. Bad news...she thinks you're gay.5. The Snooty Call:She requires an impartial ear to listen as she rails on her best friends at length.6. The Moody Call:Her PMSing self calls to rant about her work, boyfriend, controlling mom and the overall depressing state of society today. Too bad for you that caller ID isn't set up to screen the status of her bipolar disorder.7. The Beauty Call:She just got a really bad haircut or zit or couldn't zip up her favorite pants. Now she needs her ego stroked by...guess who?8. The Doug Flutie Call:After an eight year hiatus in Canada, she wants a job. ------------------ close the world...open the next... shadowchaser076@aol.com [This message has been edited by shadowchaser (edited 12-19-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 That was hilarious! And so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Another words, a COCKTEASE???? I hate girls like that. PUT UP AND SHUT UP!!! I grew up with guys so I syphasize with you But not all girls are like that (well, most are, but not all!). The Fruity one is especially true.------------------AnnaBanana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 I've gotten all these calls...except number 4. ------------------ close the world...open the next... shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny:PUT UP AND SHUT UP!!!So you putting up and shutting up? I'll be at your place by nine.------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 ill be there by 8 ------------------TWILO'S WACK !!!! Sorry guys it is "TO EACH HIS OWN" not sure by who but i like it"dont be affraid to walk out on anything in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat coming from around the corner" Robert DeniroAIM:msoprano13Email:msoprano13@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by msoprano13:ill be there by 8 Don't worry, I don't mind sloppy seconds...------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 It was a joke guys The only person who gets some from me is my current boy toy. And he's NEVER left unsatisfied! You nasty boys, and here I was giving you credit...------------------AnnaBanana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: And he's NEVER left unsatisfied!Question is are YOU satisfied? Think first... are you really? heehehehe...------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by ezdreamer: Question is are YOU satisfied? Think first... are you really? heehehehe...I am USUALLY satisfied... happy? ------------------AnnaBanana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: I am USUALLY satisfied... happy? Muahahahaha... USUALLY. Answer shoulda been ALWAYS... time for a new boy toy hon...------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by ezdreamer: Muahahahaha... USUALLY. Answer shoulda been ALWAYS... time for a new boy toy hon...What the fuck are you? Regis? The reson I got a NEW boy toy is because the previous one USUALLY satisfied me. The current boy toy ALWAYS satisfies me. Always and more ------------------AnnaBanana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: What the fuck are you? Regis? The reson I got a NEW boy toy is because the previous one USUALLY satisfied me. The current boy toy ALWAYS satisfies me. Always and more **cough**bullshit**cough**------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: What the fuck are you? Regis? The reson I got a NEW boy toy is because the previous one USUALLY satisfied me. The current boy toy ALWAYS satisfies me. Always and more Oh yeah? Then how come you're trying to prove it to EzDreamer...I dunno...seems like you had to emphasize always a little bit. ------------------ close the world...open the next... shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by ezdreamer: **cough**bullshit**cough**Why would you say that? You don't fucking know me. Why you starting shit? I was fucking kidding in my original message. Why do you do you feel the need to be a fucking asshole?------------------AnnaBanana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umassclubberny Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by shadowchaser: Oh yeah? Then how come you're trying to prove it to EzDreamer...I dunno...seems like you had to emphasize always a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: What is it with you two? Quit fucking with my head and let me get back to studying for my sports management final Ok ok...but please...no booty calls. ------------------ close the world...open the next... shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by umassclubberny: Why would you say that? You don't fucking know me. Why you starting shit? I was fucking kidding in my original message. Why do you do you feel the need to be a fucking asshole?Sense of humor escapes your mind... but I shall excuse you as you are making a feeble attempt at studying...------------------Dream a little dream... and fawk the dejavus and nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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