nickijay Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 A teacher was working with a group of children trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.Then one day the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." Without difficulty they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint but when the teacher had them put a honey flavored lifesaver in their mouths every one of the children was stumped. "I'll give you a hint" said the teacher. "It's something your mommy calls your daddy all the time." Instantly one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted...................."Spit 'em out you guys, they're assholes!!!"------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by uknjx2:A teacher was working with a group of children trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.Then one day the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." Without difficulty they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint but when the teacher had them put a honey flavored lifesaver in their mouths every one of the children was stumped. "I'll give you a hint" said the teacher. "It's something your mommy calls your daddy all the time." Instantly one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted...................."Spit 'em out you guys, they're assholes!!!"LOL,So your still have a sence of humor then then Good crimbo? Anyway whats a girl like you doing in on a Friday night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted December 30 Author Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by back2basics-: LOL,So your still have a sence of humor then then Good crimbo? Anyway whats a girl like you doing in on a Friday night?Well see now, i'm only in until i go out!! And that will be very shortly. I'm gonna tear it up at Vinyl. I even grew a brand new zit on my chin to mark the occasion......------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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