deepfunk Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 drunken santa madness and late night fun this sat!!!! first the daytime drunken santa madness...Los Angeles SantaCon 2006 - www.santacon.comDecember 9, 2006Santa is on the move.1. Park at Union Station parking garage2. Go into Union Station and buy a Metro Day Pass3. Meet at Phillipe The Original at noon4. Eat Lunch5. Depart from Philipe to Union Station at 1:006. Boarding train. 7. Miscellaneous red menace activities, information provided on need-to-know basis. WHAT TO BRING:* A Santa suit held together with zip ties and sticky remains of last year’s beverages and bodily fluids. (NOT just a santa hat.)* CASH for drinks, bribes and tips (TIP YOUR BARTENDERS. Santa tips well.)* An unmarked drinking vessel for beverages to supplement bar drinks* Santafication tools (to make others into Santas).* A ball* Toys/gifts (Naughty and Nice)* Mistletoe* Niblets (optional)* Lube and condoms (elf size too if you’re into that sort of thing)* Sex toys* The Baby Jesus* Comfortable shoes - because Rudolph will become too drunk to cart your sorry ass around.* Warm clothes - Santa goes all night longTIP YOUR BARTENDERSBe jowly.THE FOUR FUCKS:Don’t fuck with KIDSDon’t fuck with THE LAWDon’t fuck with SECURITYDON’T FUCK WITH SANTAthen almost acoustic christmas....and then the late night fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sancib Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 so where are the tales of mayhem and debauchery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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