notallthere321 Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 I CANT EVEN BELEIVE THIS.. check this out im so happy i have the oppertinuty to share this with you maggets... I always pray for things ( new roller skates, a bike and a million dollars!! oo yeahh!) i never get that stuff, I really dont understand it, My mother alwasy tells me though " god is sending u your gifts but HAY god is portarican he cant afford next DAY~! ) BUT even thugh i know my moms is right about everything and questiing anything she says wil mae my eyes explode and make me burn in hel untill the cake comes home ( ha ha i joke) ive been waiting a long time for that shit io asked for. BUT then i got this insane idea. WHAT IF GOD IS DIGITAL?!!?!! it was so crazy but it made so much sense at the same time i mean ad it up. Computers>why two kay>butter scotch ice cram> monkeys eating everything in site quotations crazy monkeys quotations ,,> A DIGITAL NON PIXALTAED HIGH DEF FUCKEN GOD so as soon as i put the puzzle clues together i emailed god at at god@heaven dot com... So excited and then SO disapointed what i got This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: god@heaven Technical details of permanent failure: PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 9): 550 sorry, no god exists why dont you try the devil he is really cool and will make you hot dogs and buy you presents (#5.1.1 - chkusr) ----- Original message ----- i was like wow i really thought that god was real oh well i guess hot dogs and presents are pretty fucken kick ass allso. SO i was about to be liek yeah dude bring on the hot dogs and the presents! As i was typing i had like a feeling come over me, yeah i know it sounds weird. I mean i normaly dont beleive and stuff an junk. BUT i all the sudden had this crazy wild thougt. WHAT IF I TYPED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS AND THE DEVIL BOUGHT THAT DOMAIN NAME JUST SO HE COULD TRICK PEOPPLE POP UP: THE DEVIL IS KNOWN TO TRICK PEOPLE AND SOME TIMES LIE, THE DEVIL MAY HAVE HORNS BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A UNICORN. UNICORNS HAVE ONE HORN AND AMBER US FUCKEN OBBSEEEDD WITH THEM AND HONESTLY ITS GETTING ANNOYING COME ON AMBER WHO CARES MOVE ON GET OOBBSED WITH SOMTHING ELS FAKE FAIRY TAIL FACE anyway sorry for getting off track that happens since the horrible sexy accident when the girl grinded her grind into my soft soft meaty tasty brain.. back to maybe the most important signfcant story of all time PERIOD. so i emailed for the hell of it GOD@awesomegodthedevilisadickheaddot.hev almost with even a second delay a voice came out of my laptop that was FULL LOUD BOISTERUSS (for non computer people laptop speakers sound like crap unless u buy one of those craze alianware laptops but they cost alot and are way to big. i guess there ok if your a gamer and you dont really care that people will look at you and your overwight laptop and laugh) YOU ARE AWESOME ANTHONY YOU FIGURED OUT GODS EMAIL YOU GET POINTS!!!!! it was cool or whatever but i really thought god sounded kind of cheesy and i dont really know what he was talking about whatever though at least i got to god, wheres my fucken money gog? haha just kidding bro whatver ur cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere321 Posted December 18 Author Report Share Posted December 18 oh yeah anyway the main point is if you try to email anyone up there make sure u use DOT HEV not .com allot of porn sites buy the domains names that are reg to .hev and write .com crazy shit shit eating cock monkeys and stuff. Kinda like cia.com and cia.gov its all about the fucken exstions nigger face gully wooly cuddle bunny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 I shall remember this advice always... Thank you Ant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growinupjersey Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 Umm just to let you know your only suppose to eat 1 hit of acid at a time, not 1 sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 if you try to email anyone up there make sure u use DOT HEV not .com allot of porn sites buy the domains names that are reg to .hev and write .com crazy shit shit eating cock monkeys and stuff. Kinda like cia.com and cia.gov its all about the fucken exstions nigger face gully wooly cuddle bunny...Thanks!!!!..I'll keep this in mind..Ive been meaning to write the "big guy" on a few issues.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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