sidoolongo Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "You know how it is, you're drinkin', you black out, you wake up, you're at another bar, you're drinkin', you black out, you wake up, you're playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in North Dakota... 'YEAH! YEAH! WINNER FIXES THE TRANNY! YEAH!' You're drinkin', you black out, you wake up, you're in White Castle. Workin' there 3 years still not assistant manager. Your buddies tell you to quit but you can't quit 'cos you're bangin' the slow girl on the fryalator. They say she's a little dim, but those titties AIN'T DIM!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 "This is New York. This is like the House music capital. 'You got to work it! You got to push it!'... I don't gotta do anything! I don't like being ordered around by my music, alright? Take it down a notch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 (Really out of date, but hilarious before his demise)"I saw a John Denver tape for sale for 99 cents. A *blank* tape costs $2.99. The lesson to be learned folks: he'd make a lot more money is he what?... *shut up*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 "That's when all the bad stuff happens, right? Just sittin' around doin' nothin'. Y'know what happened one time? Drunk, nothin' to do. I end up doin' what? My penis in my fish tank, alright? No, I did it just to show them who's boss, alright. They were gettin' a little uppitty. Even the diver guy stopped bubblin', he was like 'Bl-luh?!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 I loved his show "Up All Night" with that ditzy blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 yeah i used to watch that show too... i loved seeing him bar hoppin' all around the world...is that guy still around or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Dude, what the hell are you doing awake??? *lol*Not sure, its been like ten years since i saw that show....her voice used to drive me nuts. *UP!!* all night. UGH shoot her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 i'm at work of all things The manager for our International Desk is off today, so I'm covering for her.. our Intl Desk works 4:30am - 1pm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
at0micapples Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 hi... hot ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Only special people are allowed to call her hot ass. Nick yelled at me once for doing that....am i special enough now to call you that lola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 But of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 hi... hot asswhat are you doing up at this hour?we all ready know jackie has insomnia. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 YAY! I feel special now. And i didnt even have to ride the short bus!Apples is just a weirdo. What the hell is wrong with your account? Did you not confirm it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 sooo how long are you in FLA? when i get back from NYC - we're going to bond street for dinner to catch up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 I think i'll be here till May then off to St Thomas till mid June. I'm gonna be surrounded by guidos ALL next week at the Shelbourne. Cant wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 BTW, i sent you a message on myspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 (Really out of date, but hilarious before his demise)"I saw a John Denver tape for sale for 99 cents. A *blank* tape costs $2.99. The lesson to be learned folks: he'd make a lot more money is he what?... *shut up*"Demise? Did he die or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 yeah like while ago.. you didn't know john denver crashed his own plane he was flying into a lake near his home?dude where you been. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Sheesh. Under a rock i guess. Then again im not the biggest fan of John Denver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 i have john denvers greatest hits.. i haven't listened to it in a while though.. .but i've rocked out to it from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 "My friend bought a pair of overalls. He asks me 'Dave, what goes with these?' A banjo? I dunno! A bottle of moonshine and a first cousin? I don't know! They're *overalls* my friend! I can tell you what *doesn't* go with them: jobs and women." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Dave Atell sucks saw him twice bombed both times. Second time was pathetic really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 "'I wonder if I have a small penis... or just gigantic balls, I don't know!' Luckily there's a test! If the first time you show it to your girlfriend, or fiance, or press it up against a bus window or somethin'... If someone looks at it and stares and goes: 'Awwww, look at 'im! Look at 'im, like a little baby Jesus, look at 'im.'... time to buy a Porsche." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Dave Atell sucks saw him twice bombed both times. Second time was pathetic really.. i just liked all the carzy places he'd go to drink on that show... lol Gave me some idea's for my world-wide traveling i like to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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