tranza Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 > There are two nude statues in a park; one male and> one female.> They had been facing each other across a pathway> for a hundred years,> when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,> with a single> gesture,> brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a> reward for being so> patient> through a hundred blazing summers and dismal> winters, you have been> given> life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to> do the most."> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go> running behind the> shrubbery.> The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and> giggling ensues.> After fifteen> minutes, the two return, out of breath and> laughing. The angel tells> them, "you have fifteen minutes left. Would the two> of you care to do> it> again?"> He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh,> yes, let's!> But let's change positions. This time I hold the> pigeon down and you> shit on> its head."------------------The Skys Are Little Fluffy Clouds.. They Were Long, Clear.. There Were Lots OF Stars, At Night.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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