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what do i use to remove a deers anus?


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When I go to cocktail parties and boring stand-around-chit-chatting-with-dull-strangers-type events I like to lie about what I do, ad-libbing an incredulous story and banter about my occupation, and seeing how far I can go without being discovered. I have been a stuntman, a blimp pilot, a deep sea salvage diver, living off a large settlement from the NYPD for racially-motivated wrongful arrest and assault, etc. Next time I will be the inventor of the Butt-Out large game anus removal tool.

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When I go to cocktail parties and boring stand-around-chit-chatting-with-dull-strangers-type events I like to lie about what I do, ad-libbing an incredulous story and banter about my occupation, and seeing how far I can go without being discovered. I have been a stuntman, a blimp pilot, a deep sea salvage diver, living off a large settlement from the NYPD for racially-motivated wrongful arrest and assault, etc. Next time I will be the inventor of the Butt-Out large game anus removal tool.

youd probably get more assl that way

and not just deer ass ...

hahah you see how i just did that ......tied your joke back to the original post content

were a good team sid

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