shadowchaser Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 If you ever want to become a full fledged NJ resident, you have to fill out this form to become one. Then submit it to your nearest post office. > Application To Live In New Jersey: > Name: _____________________________> Nickname: _____________________________> Address: _____________________________> Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______> Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______> > Ethnic Background:> ___Italian ___Sicilian ___Jewish> ___Italian ___Italian> > Profession:> ___Mechanic ___Truckdriver ___Meatpacker> ___Dockworker> ___Hairdresser ___Manacurist ___Avon Sales Lady> ___Waitress @ Bennigan's___Exotic Dancer> > Backyard Smells Like:> ___Sewage ___Sulfur ___Garbage ___All 3> > # of Muscle Shirts Owned:> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > # of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > # of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > Brand of Jeans Preferred:> ___Sergio Valente ___Jordache ___Sassoon> ___Z.Cavaricci> > Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:> ___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90%> > # of Gold Chains Owned:> ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25 and above> > # of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:> ___$5-$10 ___$10-$15 ___$15-$20___Stolen> > Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:> ___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and above> > Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?> ___Yes ___No> > Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in> Edgewater or Bayonne) ___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More> than 2 feet> > Hair Products Used:> ___Hair Spray ___Styling Gel ___Mouse ___Extra Hold Styling Gel:> ___Bondo ___Spackle ___40 Weight Oil ___Krazy Glue> > Automobile Owned:> ___IROC Z ___Firebird___Camaro___Mustang___Thunderbird> > Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:> ___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches ___Under 2 inches> > Car Paraphernalia:> ___Gold chain around license plate> ___Neon lights around license plate> ___Neon lights under car> ___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror> ___Garter hanging from rear view mirror> ___Chrome hubcaps> ___Stick-on window tinting> ___Stick-on paint splash stickers> ___Fuzzy dice TATTOO> ___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window> > Favorite Music:> ___Techno ___Rap ___Bon Jovi ___Bruce Springsteen> > Favorite Actor/Actress:> ___Joe Pesci ___Robert DeNiro ___Al Pacino> ___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello ___Anna Magnani> > Favorite Movie:> ___The Godfather ___The Godfather Part II> ___The Godfather Part III___Goodfellas> ___My Cousin Vinnie> > # of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > Relatives Named "Sal"> ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above> > Favorite International Destination:> ___Belmar> ___Seaside Heights> ___Point Pleasant> ___Bayonne> ___Great Adventure> > Favorite Driving Technique> ___Tailgating> ___Attacking stop signs> ___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway> ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)> ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)------------------" I'm still here, I just abandoned my body....."shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deenyc22 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 hehehe....i stick to queens, much more classy out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Shadow!! That was just right down wicked!! BlueAngel------------------"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."- Burton Hills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I love it!!!!!!wew!!!! thank goodness I live in Manhattan.------------------Anthony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 lol...that was funny ;0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 ROFLMAO That is great ! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynyster Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Hahahahahahaha...excellent... ------------------ " Picture me rollin'......" - Tupac[This message has been edited by mynyster (edited 08-23-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 lmao... the multiple italian background is the best.------------------May be one day I'll be an honest man... Up till now I do the best I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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