eggmok Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 could someone etiher . . .a) hear itor smell itmine are usually loud . . .but they smell like roses . . .---------------------------------------------Life is to short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 lol... eggmok... your topics crack me out man...------------------May be one day I'll be an honest man... Up till now I do the best I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Ummm well if I was to fart...I think that everyone at my job would start talking in Spanish and talk about it. Even if it wasnt me, I think they all start speaking spanish anyway and blame me.But it would be both heard and smelt. Yet, I actually cant remember the last time I uhh past wind...lol. I try to eat non-gaseous foods. lolol ------------------~*~* Women beat their men~*~*~The men beat on their drums~*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Mine are "Silent but Violent" Baby. YOu know the ones that smell like Secaucus NJ.------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by eggmok:could someone etiher . . .a) hear itor smell itmine are usually loud . . .but they smell like roses . . .c) have it remixed by BT and spun by PVD next Friday night. ------------------"Come together and try to make a better world." - Crystal Methodshadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 LOL that was good shadow!!------------------NO TIME FOR LOVE DR. JONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 My farts smell like juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmso4 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 to answer your questions...yesyesand they would know it was me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Ummm why do I get the feeling I was the only girl who posted a reply to this thread??? ------------------~*~* Women beat their men~*~*~The men beat on their drums~*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 the only real "woman" . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 If I know I'm gonna have a bad case of Gas, I like to stock up on Altoids "Ther Curiously Strong" Breathmint. So that my farts smell wintergreen fresh ------------------------------------------Do you want me to make it darker? - DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Hmm I use Altoids but not for that...lololol------------------~*~* Women beat their men~*~*~The men beat on their drums~*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulvandyk Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by shadowchaser: c) have it remixed by BT and spun by PVD next Friday night. Don't get everyone excited with dreams of stardom shadowchaser, BT only remixes farts from the asses of Alanis Morrisette, Tori Amos, or Sara MacGlaughlin. We wouldn't want everyone on this board recording there farts and sending them to BT.But I gotta give ya props, GOOD ONE MAN!!!Paul "PLAYINFORANGELEVERYCHANCEIGET" Van DykVandit Records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmso4 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by eggmok:the only real "woman" . . .hey now..... the last time I checked....I was a woman, a real "woman" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 well with all the bad food and great beer i drank this weekend if i let one loose it might kill u all lol111------------------NO TIME FOR LOVE DR. JONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 rzzldzzl . . .don't you know it's mandatory to post your pic . . .that's the only way to distinguish gender . . .we're expecting to see yours . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmso4 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 egg:no scanner at workcan't remember the last time I saw my apartment to use my scanneryou'll just have to use your imagination....try to be kind :-):razz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdogg Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 It is kind of boring for me if I fart at work, since I am the only one in my office.The bad mornings are after a night of pizza and beer. I have to get up and leave.JDogg------------------Corporate ToolNorth Jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Considering i sit in my room all day long . . . there's not many people to hear it, lol. I avoid taco bell like the plague, too, btw. hehehehe.luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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