shadowchaser Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Do you think male gorillas giggle when they watch female gorillas eat bananas?A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.How come when we smell or taste something bad, we always ask another person to do the same? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?If you tell a hermaphridite to go and f**k himself, does he get insulted or flattered?How come psychics always have to ask your name?If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How come wrong numbers are never busy? ------------------Come together and try to make a better world. - Crystal Method shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Confucious say...He who sleep with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.He who finger girl during period, caught red handed.------------------ ...aND oN THaT NoTe, LeTS GeT BaCK To THe PRoGRaM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Hey Chrismakk69.... where in Queens are you from? Cuz someone i know wrote that exact thing in my JHS yearbook a long while back (he who goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers)...Maybe it's just a coincidence... but as far as i know... that isn't TOO popular of a saying... haa haa... let me know if you're from JHS 194...------------------If YoU'Re GoNNa PaRtY With Me... BeSt Be PrePaReD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Ancient Chinese proverbs:Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Virginity like bubble. One prick----- all gone!Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.Crowed elevator smell different to midgets ------------------Come together and try to make a better world. - Crystal Method shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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