frankie_pep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why is it, we park in the driveway & drive on the parkway?Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 It makes you think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynicholas Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 nice ones frankie...But does your dancin' girl hafta steal my moves?------------------Chi tace acconsente. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jamjimvin:nice ones frankie...But does your dancin' girl hafta steal my moves?I hope you don't dance like that ... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynicholas Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Darn skippy ravegirl!...She has the crazy fresh dope moves... BTW - frankie...you got a name for her?------------------Chi tace acconsente. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jamjimvin:BTW - frankie...you got a name for her?Yeah, those are my peoples ...DeeDee the supadope dancing queen &Phil the certified floorburner------------------ Put some pep in your step [This message has been edited by frankie_pep (edited 08-30-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 vejita - wtf? i'll tell ya, it saves a lot of questions from people who one might perhaps not want asking. it's mainly a cover for the closet cases.------------------Don't knock masturbation - its sex with someone I love.Woody Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ravegirl Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 some crazy stuff there frankie-jamjimvin- ha ha your little comment made me laugh out loud!!!! That girl's got some crazy moves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 Gay individuals, of the opposite sex, who date. I mean, wtf?-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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