weyes Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 don't stick your wenis in a pool jet 'cause you think it'll feel good 'cause it won't feel good when they have to call the ambulance and you get on the darwin awards and your mom won't talk to you again 'cause you whipped it out in public and put it in pool parts plus she's a conservative republican that does volunteer work with the pope. in short, don't stick your wenis in anything that doesn't vibrate, isn't human, or isn't sold for sexual purposes. examples may include pool jets, of course, electrical sockets, holes in men's room walls, birdhouses, cigar cutters, etc., etc.tune in tomorrow.**today's column brought to you by weyes' roommate . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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