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weyes' wisdom of the day - 12/1/08


weyes

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back from my thanksgiving trip and i am exhausted, with a mean case of diarrhea :aright: . so, what did i learn on this trip that i can pass on?

  • if your host is a menopausal woman, BRING EXTRA LAYERS. otherwise, you may find yourself shivering in her living room, wearing a long-sleeved thermal shirt, fur-lined hoodie with the hood up and tied, and your winter coat on, zipped up, listening to her say, "is anybody else hot?" while she turns on the ceiling fan.
  • bring food for snacks and meals that are not the big holiday meal. one shouldn't expect one's host to feed him/her all the time, and one doesn't have to feel guilty about eating food that s/he has bought and brought him/herself.
  • if one finds him/herself constipated after eating a series of snacks or unbalanced, starchy meals, it is wise to start eating more fiber and drinking plenty of water.
  • if you are a chronic insomniac, like i am, bring along whatever it is you use or do whatever it is that helps you fall asleep, or i have no further advice for you. if you cannot do this, then you're fucked, like i was. fantastic :unhappy: .*

uh-oh, time to go back to the bathroom.

tune in tomorrow.

*p.s. if you have any anti-insomnia advice, please pass it on!

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