Guest shannon_coolj. Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Anyone got any good jokes?I haven't heard any in a long time...The last one I heard was -Why was the blonde snorting lines of Sweet and Low?She thought it was Diet Coke! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why did Michael Jackson start the race 30 seconds late?He wanted to come in a little behind. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 oh shit renzo...that was too much..lol......lmao.....cant breath... ;Dstill cant breath.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 All my good ones are ethnic jokes!Why doesn't Mexico have a Summer Olympics team this year? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is in the United States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 funny shit pod... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 oh shit renzo...that was too much..lol......lmao.....cant breath... ;Dstill cant breath.... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcnjunkie Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 All my good ones are ethnic jokes!Why doesn't Mexico have a Summer Olympics team this year? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is in the United States. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he is black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he is black! Oooooooooh pod, you're treading in dangerous waters there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Hey, you heard about thenew Italian Tires?Dago round.Dago through mud.Dago through snow.Dago everywhere.And when Dago flat, DagoWop, Wop, Wop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 What did the boy get for his birthday in Hialeah? Your bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fairyDust Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 What did the boy get for his birthday in Hialeah? Your bicycle.LMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Three pregnant woman were happily knitting in a doctor's waiting room.After a while, one of them put down her wool and swallowed a pill."If you don't mind me asking," the woman next to her said, "What was the tablet you just took?""Iron," the woman replied. "I don't want my babyto be anemic."The mum-to-be smiled, stopped knitting, then poppeda tablet of her own."I take calcium," she explained. "I want my babyto have strong bones."A few minutes later, the third expectant mother laidher needles aside and emptied half a bottle of medicinedown her throat."It's Thalidomide," she volunteered. "I don't knowhow to knit sleeves!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Its the Poderator comedy hour.Funny stuff! ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why are married women heavier than single women?- Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.- Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.THIS IS SO TRUE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shannon_coolj. Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why are married women heavier than single women?- Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.- Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.THIS IS SO TRUE. lol ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Why did God give women orgasms?So they would have something else to moan about. 8)What's the difference between a leather shoe and a woman with herpes?If you had to, you could eat the leather shoe. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 How does a man show he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.THAT ONE CRACKS ME UP ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 How does a man show he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.THAT ONE CRACKS ME UP ;D ;D Hey, wassup with the guy-bashing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 They are truly funny. I'm not guy bashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 They are truly funny. I'm not guy bashing.LOLI'm only teasing. :-[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Just for that I'll lay out another one....Man says to GOD: Why did you make the woman so beautiful?GOD says: So you can love her."But GOD" says man, "why did you make her so dumb?"GOD said: So she can love you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, "Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up."The husband thinks for a second and replies, "At least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Gotta give it to ya, that's eality not a joke. TEE HEE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 These are all women Jokes............Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.Why do men fart more than women?Because women can't shut up long enough tobuild up the required pressure.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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