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This shit is way too Funny! ;D

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman thought she had been robbed by sedative-toting thieves when she returned to her car to find 380 euros ($470) missing and her dog vomiting, only to discover the pet had eaten the cash, police said on Thursday.

"She thought the dog had been drugged and that thieves had taken the money," a police spokesman in the western town of Aschaffenburg said. "The woman had withdrawn the money and hidden it under bank statements on the passenger seat."

She informed police and took the dog to a vet.

"The vet gave the dog an injection and after 20 minutes six of the 50 euro notes reappeared," the spokesman said.

"The dog spat out the rest of the money in shreds along with the bank statements."

"It should be noted that the damaged bank notes can be changed at the state central bank, so that there was no material loss in this case," the police said in a statement.

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Guest LdySphynx

No wonder the euro is so weak right now. :o

Bitches are eating it left and right.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Guest Cosmigonon

No wonder the euro is so weak right now. :o

Bitches are eating it left and right.

Little grasshopper, the Euro has been kicking dollar's arse for more than a year... :'( (it hurts my business)

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Guest r3nz0
Little grasshopper, the Euro has been kicking dollar's arse for more than a year... :'( (it hurts my business)

Well, I never compared it to the dollar to begin with. I said it was low solely for comedic purposes. Regardless, in order to say a currency is low (or weak), it needs to to have appreciated or depreciated against another currency. You cannot say a currency is weak without comparing it to another currency.

I was a finance major and worked for a year as a foreign exchange specialist, so I know more than I really should about all this.

My point being: you're only half right. Yes, the euro is doing great against the dollar right now (as well as other currencies). But that is all relative. Take, for example, this past February when the euro rose to a new record, eclipsing the $1.29 mark for the first time in its five-year history.

Well, with the euro quoted at $1.2362 a few days ago, after a one-month high of $1.2380 hit earlier in the week, now it's not so bad, eh?

And if the strong euro is hurting your business and you need to buy euros with your dollars, then you need to look into minimizing your exposure.

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Guest JMT

At my bar today, some French people tipped me in Euro's..Damm French!!!! Zut Alore!!!!

the airport has a decent exchange rate (i think).

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Guest swirlundergrounder

At my bar today, some French people tipped me in Euro's..Damm French!!!! Zut Alore!!!!

the airport has a decent exchange rate (i think).

No way..They tax you on the exchange.....Today I got tipped some Russian currency. I get those tourist so drunk, they think that I'm the International Monetary Bank or something......
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Guest JMT

At my bar today, some French people tipped me in Euro's..Damm French!!!! Zut Alore!!!!

the airport has a decent exchange rate (i think).

No way..They tax you on the exchange.....Today I got tipped some Russian currency. I get those tourist so drunk, they think that I'm the International Monetary Bank or something......

oh, i heard it was better than a regular currency exchange. you are going to get taxed anywhere you go.

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Guest swirlundergrounder

At my bar today, some French people tipped me in Euro's..Damm French!!!! Zut Alore!!!!

the airport has a decent exchange rate (i think).

No way..They tax you on the exchange.....Today I got tipped some Russian currency. I get those tourist so drunk, they think that I'm the International Monetary Bank or something......

oh, i heard it was better than a regular currency exchange. you are going to get taxed anywhere you go.

I'll keep that in mine next time I travel, but the amount I got is not worth driving to M.I.A or F.L.I.A..lol
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