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I Had a Dream ;D

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."

Bush asked, "What was on the banner?" :o

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."

Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."

Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"

Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."

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:-*gosh, such a long time ago, i didnt think about this great song from tone loc, ya have some taste buddy, no doubt....

n wat about this one:

Dangerous motherfucker raises fucking hell!

& if I ever get caught I make you bail!

See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem!

I see a motherfucking cop, I don't dodge him!

But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while!

& when I see a punk pass, I smile!

To me it's kind of funny, the attitude is showing a nigger driving!

But don't know where the fuck he's going, just rolling!

see ya, are ya a miami resident, i am a french folk

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I had dream with France, that the eiffel tower was converted into a big roller coaster and the mickey mouse ears clung at the top, and a massive theme park around it !

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:-*gosh, such a long time ago, i didnt think about this great song from tone loc, ya have some taste buddy, no doubt....

n wat about this one:

Dangerous motherfucker raises fucking hell!

& if I ever get caught I make you bail!

See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem!

I see a motherfucking cop, I don't dodge him!

But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while!

& when I see a punk pass, I smile!

To me it's kind of funny, the attitude is showing a nigger driving!

But don't know where the fuck he's going, just rolling!

see ya, are ya a miami resident, i am a french folk

last time i checked grammar is your friend....

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