Guest cutchemist Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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