Guest Justin Johnson Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend/boyfriend?A: HomelessQ: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?A: You can negotiate with the PLOQ: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?A: Would you like fries with that Coke?Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?A: One of them eventually matures and earns money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 pretty funny ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Johnson Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Those came from Brent Laurance at Sopund Consortium in Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DiscJockeyJoey Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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