Guest trancepriest Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/diet/diet1.aspPretty funny stuff... read the success stories at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTrendy Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 this is really freaking funny:Handful o’ LettuceIngredients: 1 cup iceberg lettucePreparation: • Cut 1 cup of iceberg lettuce into small pieces• Place on 10†plate• Enjoy!Koffee KrazyIngredients: 1 cup coffee, waterPreparation: • Pour one cup steaming caffeinated coffee into mug;• Add water to taste;• Enjoy!It doesn’t take much tweaking to convert these traditional restaurant meals to LCD-compliant alternatives:McDonald’s: Big Mac, Fries, & Diet CokeLCD-friendly variation: remove two beef patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles, onions, bun, fries, diet coke; add coffee.Wendy’s: Baked Potato, Chili, FrostyLCD-friendly variation: remove baked potato, chili, Frosty; add lettuce, coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shannon_coolj. Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 LOLI like the "Problems you might encounter," especially the last two:• Alzheimer’s (rare; death far more common—see below)• Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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