ATTN: "unbroken"

[Guest Devilicious]

I'm not quite sure who the fuck you think you are, but you are NOT the unbroken. You weren't even playing. Here are the rules of the game you attempted to play, but did not follow:

1. Any time a Shot is offered to you free of charge you TAKE IT, no exceptions.

2. You must visit The Assassin at least once every 15 minutes just in case he has something for you.

3. You cannot order WATER.

4. You may not order what YOU want to drink, you must be WILLING to accept whatever The Assassin has to offer you.

5. You are NOT allowed to HIDE, as we will find you.

6. If you are escorted to the bar by any member of management you may not refuse the alcohol that is given to you!

(This rule was violated REPEATEDLY today!!!)

7. YOU MAY NOT CALL YOURSELF UNBROKEN UNLESS THE ASSASSIN DEEMS YOU WORTHY, WHICH HE DID NOT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED!!!!

WE DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACE ON THE PATIO NEXT WEEKEND AND MAN UP TO THE CHALLENGE AND ABIDE BY THE RULES THAT HAVE BEEN PROVIDED HERE.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK "UNBROKEN"!!!!

We thank you in advance for your cooperation, and hopes to see you soon!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you,

The Management.

(you know who we are)

:-* :-* :-* :-*

[Guest LdySphynx]

These rules were not followed today so may god have mercy on your soul next weekend.............. !!!

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WE WILL BREAK YOU[/move]

[Guest Satz]

Management, Inc(aka the bitten ones)

1 Cooljunkie St

Internet, WWW 42042-0420

To whom it may concern:

In response to your letter of 5/29/05, I would like to make the following retorts:

First of all, I was unaware there were any rules to this game.

1. I followed this rule

2. Once again, I was unaware of this rule and I am filing an official protest to this rule. If, perchance, I am unable to visit every 15min, for reasons such as bathroom or main room or traffic issues or if I'm dancing wih or making out or biting a girl, how can I xpected to be at the bar???

In the futures, I will ATTEMPT to visit him every 15min next time I am at Space, which I beleive will be when Sanchez comes to town.

3. I followed this rule

4. I had a conversation with the Assassin. He understood my choice of liquors and worked within those limitations with NO problems. RULE WAS FOLLOWED.

5. There was no hiding. If you looked to the DJ booth the whole night, you could see my shiny head. RULE FOLLOWED.

6. I was escorted to the bar by both members of management and took my medicine both times. RULE FOLLOWED.

7. THIS ISN'T EVEN A RULE. It's a pedantic attempt to coerce the UNBROKEN one in to thinking that thir is some status that needs to be given via hearsay. I would like to hear from the Assassin directly that I am unworthy. I beleive if you ask him, he will tell you that I am worthy as I only ordered from him all day.

I would like to thank you for informing me of the rules AFTER the fact.

Thank you,

UNBROKEN

(you know who I am)

[all4tribal1414779019]

glad i dont drink :

[240turbo]

glad i dont drink :

YOU, don't drink!!!!! yeah ok buddy . I don't drink either

[all4tribal1414779019]

glad i dont drink :

YOU' date=' don't drink!!!!! yeah ok buddy . I don't drink either

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i know u inhale alcohol or something, bartenders shouldnt get like that...ask tal she's a pro 8)

[Guest Devilicious]

Management, Inc(aka the bitten ones)

1 Cooljunkie St

Internet, WWW 42042-0420

To whom it may concern:

In response to your letter of 5/29/05, I would like to make the following retorts:

First of all, I was unaware there were any rules to this game.

1. I followed this rule

2. Once again, I was unaware of this rule and I am filing an official protest to this rule. If, perchance, I am unable to visit every 15min, for reasons such as bathroom or main room or traffic issues or if I'm dancing wih or making out or biting a girl, how can I xpected to be at the bar???

In the futures, I will ATTEMPT to visit him every 15min next time I am at Space, which I beleive will be when Sanchez comes to town.

3. I followed this rule

4. I had a conversation with the Assassin. He understood my choice of liquors and worked within those limitations with NO problems. RULE WAS FOLLOWED.

5. There was no hiding. If you looked to the DJ booth the whole night, you could see my shiny head. RULE FOLLOWED.

6. I was escorted to the bar by both members of management and took my medicine both times. RULE FOLLOWED.

7. THIS ISN'T EVEN A RULE. It's a pedantic attempt to coerce the UNBROKEN one in to thinking that thir is some status that needs to be given via hearsay. I would like to hear from the Assassin directly that I am unworthy. I beleive if you ask him, he will tell you that I am worthy as I only ordered from him all day.

I would like to thank you for informing me of the rules AFTER the fact.

Thank you,

UNBROKEN

(you know who I am)

riiiiiiight..... :

You're asking for it Satz, and I can't wait to see you get it. I didn't take one single shot with you, and you DID turn me down for one. I just wish you wouldn't lie about it.... or maybe you were so broken you don't remember ???

Good luck to you my friend, you're going to need it. I was being nice before..... when we meet again such liberties will not be taken

[Guest LdySphynx]

Please refer back to this post made by your partner in crime.... :

To all that came out and braved the traffic into beach Thank You

As to my brother and parnter in crime Mr. Unbroken, I must say he had a great time this weekend as you all tried to f**k him up.. The truth is that he was driving and had to keep control of himself. As for the night when Sanchez comes down well that will be another story or should I say "another chance" to f**k him up. I will join in the process this time as I will be the one driving.

As it clearly states the reason for your so called "unbrokeness"!!!

So I rest my case

Until next time

:-*

[Guest Satz]

LMAAAAAOOOOOO

You two are too funny....

Love you guys!!!!

[Guest LdySphynx]

LMAAAAAOOOOOO

You two are too funny....

Love you guys!!!!

Aha, you know we have you by the Balls on this one !!!

[Guest Devilicious]

LMAAAAAOOOOOO

You two are too funny....

Love you guys!!!!

:-* MUAH :-*

or for you, should i say

CHOMP

[Guest Satan]

lmao.

this is some funny shit.

i was a bit twisted myself on sat/sun and could not participate in the break satz game.

thats ok, theres always next time.

however, FYI....anybody who persistantly yells out "IM NOT BROOKEN!!!!!!""" at the top of their lungs all morning is usually broken in my book. :-X

[Guest Funketeer]

nice thread, very "educational" 8)

[Guest Satz]

lmao.

this is some funny shit.

i was a bit twisted myself on sat/sun and could not participate in the break satz game.

thats ok, theres always next time.

however, FYI....anybody who persistantly yells out "IM NOT BROOKEN!!!!!!""" at the top of their lungs all morning is usually broken in my book. :-X

Actually, it was more of a battle cry...a challenge to the Assassin. As most of the cj'ers will tell you, I am not usual or normal. I'm the craziest sober mofugga out there. Alkie has to drink lots to keep up with my insanity.