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Guest Slide On The Ice

That Dr. Ruth is one mad sexy whore. I'd love to bend her over a breakfast table and butter the buns. *droool*

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Guest tiltmiami

That Dr. Ruth is one mad sexy whore. I'd love to bend her over a breakfast table and butter the buns. *droool*

You are one sick Fuck

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Guest Slide On The Ice

I like them well seasoned and aged, like fine wine. Trust me, after you fuck a wrinkly cobwebbed 86 year old, 22 year old chicks don't quite have the same lustre for you.

Wait....WTF am I saying? LOL

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Guest Slide On The Ice

and after a flirty wink, ya bend that old pink over the bathroom sink, and ya don't stop pumping till its time for her to drink.

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like that

He looks like he's jacking up a car to change a flat! LOL

LOL SLIDE :P

is that was that position is called, the Slide?

Whoa! I have to patent my own sexual position and call it the Side Slide!

Or maybe the "Slide-aside Slide"!

Oh, I can give the Slide-Inside-Ride!

Yah!

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Guest Slide On The Ice

hey,my idea

Now now, let us get our patents straight. You have the Tilt-Slide, but the Slide Inside Ride it mine.

As well as the Slide and Hide,

and for honeymooners, the Slide-a-Bride,

better known as "Slide A Ride Inside A Bride"

Godamn that was a good one! *Slide pats self on back*

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Guest tiltmiami

hey,my idea

Now now, let us get our patents straight. You have the Tilt-Slide, but the Slide Inside Ride it mine.

As well as the Slide and Hide,

and for honeymooners, the Slide-a-Bride,

better known as "Slide A Ride Inside A Bride"

Godamn that was a good one! *Slide pats self on back*

LOL,where do u come with this shit

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Guest durrtylexx

lol@this thread. especially JMT's comment, thats nasty bro.

mature pink makes for a stinky link.
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Guest swirlundergrounder

Dude...really....where did we go wrong?

Blame it on this guy.....

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It's all his fault!!!

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That Dr. Ruth is one mad sexy whore. I'd love to bend her over a breakfast table and butter the buns. *droool*

its the accent .... thats all it can be her accent cuz i cant think of any other logicaal reason lol

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