Kamikaze1414779018 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Robin Williams is a bit of a nut case even for a comedian, but he has someideas worth thinking about here.... The Plan!You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfectplan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat thismessage.Robin Williams' plan...(Hard toargue with this logic!)"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan forpeace. So, here's one plan."1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in theiraffairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never"interfere" again.2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting withGermany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't wantus there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneakingthrough holes in the fence.3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will begathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 daysunless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will beallowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hidehere. Asylum would never be availableto anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. Ifthey don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will requirea temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will haveto cope for a while.7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel fortheir oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can gosomewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells fillingup the storage sites would be enough.)8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we willnot "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cementor whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or givento the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't needthe spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make agood homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one cancall us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak isENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you wanta piece of me?' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dj_release Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 LOLI would start complaining at many of these points since I'm not from this country, but what would be the pointAny of these are far from becoming reality any time soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dirtyhouse777 Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 hanot bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintjohn Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 I hate to do this, but:http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.aspStill a great post, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamikaze1414779018 Posted October 6 Author Report Share Posted October 6 I pretty much knew it wasn't from Robin Williams and knew it was a hoax, but I posted it as a joke and a few of the point are good and others are way off base for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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