Guest tiltmiami Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 1. You take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to someone2. Drop, roll, and bump arent really 'physical' movement words in your vocabulary.3. Youve met someone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends with them over a week.4. Mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word 'JAR'. 5. You are, or somone you know is a promoter. 6. You know atleast 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.7. You fell in love with somone in one night (thank you extacy!).8. You already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacket open before you get to the bouncer to search you.9. You know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less.10. You know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname. 11. Your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across the club.12. You know what a blinkie light is.13. You spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between '11th ave and the west side highway.' 14. You say one or all of these terms: 'kid' 'no-doubt' 'bro (braa)' 'with a quickness' 'sup (sometimes with 'kid' or 'bro' added directly afterwords)''wad up' 'yo yo' 'aight' 'slammin' 'bangin' 'tucca tucca' 'yooooooooo' . 15. Youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.16. You have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.17. You know a girl who was/is a guy.18. During the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am. 19. You know of atleast 5 people who 'juice'. (5??? HAHAHA)20. You ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sign says $6.49 all night.21. You have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water. 22. you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that was a tylenol.23. Every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind strays, and your mouth waters...24. You have fought somone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.25. You have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life. (too many times!)26. You say 'i think im going to take a break this week...' and then that weekend you find yourself more messed up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fez Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 NY junkies, is where this belongs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbalou Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 stupid thread of the day award goes to ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 a title would help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 come guys ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 NY junkies, is where this belongs...What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mursa Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Singer Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 tilt is a raver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that Dude I agree but the fact is Im only 23 and i stil got plenty of clubing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). You do realize you are posting on a nightlife message board, correct? Maybe you'd be better off posting here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). You do realize you are posting on a nightlife message board, correct? Maybe you'd be better off posting here.Oh no coachLMMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that ROFL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss_Digital Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 sounds like defenition of what i like to call a "club rat" lol ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 sounds like defenition of what i like to call a "club rat" lol ;D I am a club rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). You do realize you are posting on a nightlife message board, correct? Maybe you'd be better off posting here.what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that Dude I agree but the fact is Im only 23 and i stil got plenty of clubing to doDude, DO IT......NIGGUH!!! If I ain't running wit ya', I'm flying right beside ya'!lolWho am I 2 talk? I've gotta have some bad karma coming my way. There's no way I could have gotten away w/ so much bullshit in the past smelling like a rose??? I just turned 32, but I feel 50. I think I peaked early! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). You do realize you are posting on a nightlife message board, correct? Maybe you'd be better off posting here.Thanks, I must have missed that? Oops, my bad...............OF COURSE I know I'm posting on a "nightlife" brd. I'll say it again......I'm not trying to discourage anything, just sharing some personal experiences which make me laugh every time I re-live them. I started w/ the club thing when they wouldn't even play "electronic" music in South Fla. There were only ONE kind of roll (Texas Groover) which was the size of a large round vitamin C pill and resembled a cookie crips cereal. Taking an entire groover meant GUARANTEED violent vomiting w/in the hour, but the only thing you would vomit were suds which resembled tooth paste suds. After that quick puke session, BUCKLE THE FUCK UP! lol Once they were gone, the shit changed. Rolls then started being pressed 1/4 the size of the texas groovers. We had to travel to Orlando and Tampa on the wknds to hear good music. Orlando had AHZ and Firestone. We used to see people like PlasticMan, Autechre, and Rabbit in the moon when they were fresh on the scene.Dub Tribe had that track "Mother Earth"...remember that shit? "I want my planet back". lol The good ole daze! lol Then the scene trickled down the Edge in Ft. Laud. which would close, then reopen like @ 2 am for the dance/"techno" shit. So you had Ft. Laud, Orlando and Tampa. Thene there was always some rave going on @ some fairgrounds or conv. center where people would be lined up at some van, paying 3 bucks for a HUGE 4ft. whip-it balloon and LSD was ABBUNDANT!....Damn,,watching the dance floor w/ tonz of huge balloons everyone would share taking hits from while bubble machines were shooting gazillions of bubbles........LOL Miami was still playing Billy Idol, New Order and Freestyle in their clubs. By the time Miami started playing "electronica" the popular dj @ that time was ICEE. Then came the Shadow Lounges, Groove Jets and Ultra Music Fest on 21st in SoBe. and so on...............and so on...............so here we are! DO IT! IF YOU'RE GONNA RUN, RUN HARD! lol (I'm still smiling...................) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that good post im with you on that, BUT for someone who is into the scene every weekend...they will never understand...its an addiction...i used to hear the same thing from people a few years ago, and i never really understood till now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 lol funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times. Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber. There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky??? Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up). Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........lol Yeah, I've been there, done that good post im with you on that, BUT for someone who is into the scene every weekend...they will never understand...its an addiction...i used to hear the same thing from people a few years ago, and i never really understood till nowI hear ya'.. Trust me, I get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 The sad thing is I feel like i am 50 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss_Digital Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 The sad thing is I feel like i am 50 alreadythen slow it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 im slowing down as well. i may go out every weekend but i dont go to megaclubs much anymore. i prefer small lounges now and poolside parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 im slowing down as well. i may go out every weekend but i dont go to megaclubs much anymore. i prefer small lounges now and poolside parties. Please Bling, you haven't done anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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