all4tribal1414779019 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 ... Why its great to be a guy . . .Your ass is never a factor in a job interviewYour last name stays put.Wedding plans take care of themselves.You can be president.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.Same work... more pay.Wrinkles add characterYou don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.Movie nudity is virtually always female.All your orgasms are real.You don't have to shave below your neck.One mood, all the time.Someday you'll be a dirty old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 You can be president.thats so wrong lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTrendy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 omg LMFAOcar mechanics tell you the truth.. pffftall orgasms are for real.. hahaa lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 ... the most important reason, of course, is that you can have sex with girls without breaking all sorts of taboos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chica Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 You don't have to shave below your neck.^EEWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ClubDiva05 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 All your orgasms are real. :That's cause women know how to do things right!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 All your orgasms are real. :That's cause women know how to do things right!!!I'll agree with that, but that's just another reason it's great to be a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dahzel Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 same work more pay! ouch, but true.you never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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