fresh1 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 had a question and need some opinions if I'm good or not .... I smoked a blunt a few days ago and in 2 1/2 weeks I have to take a pee test . am I straight or should I take some precautions...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 you should cut your dick off, so they can't make you take the test. STICK IT TO THE MAN!------------------*i'm in love with the modern world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Originally posted by roadrunner:you should cut your dick off, so they can't make you take the test. STICK IT TO THE MAN!HAHHHAAHAHAHAH, YOURE NOT GOOD, GET SOMETHING AND FLUSH YOURE SYSTEM------------------TWILO'S WACK !!!! Sorry guys it is "dont be affraid to walk out on anything in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat coming from around the corner" Robert DeniroAIM:MSOPRANO13Email: msoprano13@yahoo.com "IM GONNA MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CANT REFUSE" MSOPRANO13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Go to GNC and there's something you have to drink... I've read this on here. Works!------------------ "I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_bit_o_e Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 a lot depends on your metabolism, and the piss test you take.....get that stuff you drink from GNC, it cleans out your system. If not just drink a ton of water over the next two weeks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by lil_bit_o_e:a lot depends on your metabolism, and the piss test you take.....get that stuff you drink from GNC, it cleans out your system. If not just drink a ton of water over the next two weeks... ya definately drink tons of water, and pray heavily. I heard that stuff from gnc doesnt work though.------------------ "Playa bust a Uee then, Fire up that duby then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplepower Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 30 days is usually the timeframe you look for to be clean from THC give or take a week. I'd go to GNC and get some cleanser. It's kind of ironic how the much more hardcore drugs pass out of your system faster. It's just another variable in the human equation.------------------"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." --Friedrich Nietzsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplepower Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Cranberry juice helps to--the acidity of it breaks down the THC in your fat cells.------------------"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." --Friedrich Nietzsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rparadox Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Exercise your ass off too, It won't help much, but hey, every little bit counts, especially when a paycheck or PO is involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Go to GNC they have some fruity shit drink there,I drank that before an important job interview and it worked,but it's like fucking $39.99 which sucks but hey it's worth it.------------------Sassa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keysersoze Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 There are these pills called GoldSeal they sell at 7 eleven and gas stations. Take 6 a day until the day of your piss test then on the day of your piss test take 8. Drink plenty of water too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty19 Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 another question, i've been smoking everyday for the last.. 8 months (usually more than once a day, and i've been a smoker for years now). how long is it going to take for me to flush shit outta my system for a upcoming drug test? people tell me i should take a 2 month break and drink mad water, but i want to be on the safe side. when should i take that GNC drink? i have awhile before the test (september '01). thanks, ------------------*kitty19**turn it around baby* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelhrt1111 Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Dont worry about...Drink water..and take that herbal medicine from GNC...they have 24 hour cleansing shit two...Its nasty but it works...I have been smoking for about 2 years and everytime I have to take a drug test it always comes out negative....YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Just do this:1. Find a friend who doesnt smoke2. Ask him/her for their urine3. Get a syringe4. Empty your bladder5. Inject your friend's urine into your bladder before the test ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelhrt1111 Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Mr. Sick that was cute.... Honestly...sneak your friend urine...or just stop smoking...but if I were you I wouldn't... I WEED... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danrogy Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 A few things. THC stores in the fat cells. That's why, technically, stoners need less weed(of course, they prefer more weed) to get stoned. I don't know a damn thing about GNC products, but I would say there's only a few things you can realistically do:1. Wait 30 days to take the test2. Drink lots of water and keep your fingers crossed (I wouldn't bet on this one)3. Get a straight edge to piss in a cup for you and take it to the test (unless you're a criminal, they're not gonna make you piss in front of anybody) MAKE SURE THE PISS IS FROM A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX AS YOU!!!4. My favorite option-anybody who's gonna make you piss in a cup is a fascist scumbag you wouldn't want to work for anyways. Fuck 'em! Get a better job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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