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Guest swirlundergrounder

If you were a programmer who writes a virus, why waste time writing a virus that only affects 5% of all computer users.....??

You know what? My friend had opne of those Carillion PC's made especially for running music applications on it. It was a hell of a beefy computer as far as specs go's. She had it for less than a year.

Last week she punched a hole in her door out of pure frustration because her PC kept crashing on her. She went to the Mac store in Aventura and bought a Quad G5....

That Carillion is now headed for the trash heap...

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Guest LeVeL

I cant stand those stupid new mac commercials where they portray the old nerdy looking guy as the PC and the cool hip young guy as the mac.

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Guest pod

Last week she punched a hole in her door out of pure frustration because her PC kept crashing on her. She went to the Mac store in Aventura and bought a Quad G5...

Like anything, if you take care of it, it will perform for you just fine. PC or Mac, if you don't maintain it, it will fall apart on you.

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Guest LeVeL

Last week she punched a hole in her door out of pure frustration because her PC kept crashing on her. She went to the Mac store in Aventura and bought a Quad G5...

Like anything, if you take care of it, it will perform for you just fine. PC or Mac, if you don't maintain it, it will fall apart on you.

I agree...people think they are so out of the woods as far as viruses are concerned only because they have macs.

Give it a couple of more months and the floodgates are going to open to Mac users and sooner or later you will see updates will have to be installed to protect you from it.

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Guest LeVeL

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What's the difference between a MAC and a bucket of cowshit?

Three pounds and a Gameboy screen

What's the difference between a brontosaurus and a Mac?

A brontosaurus runs faster.

Why did the retarded guy buy a Mac?

What do you mean? They're all retarded!

Seriously, why do these people buy Macs?

The boxes PCs come in are too hard for them to open.

What's the difference between a turd and a Mac?

Most turds aren't gray.

Why do so many Mac users continue to use Macs?

They're afraid they'd have to pierce the other ear in order to 'switch teams', if you know what I mean...

What did the Mac hater say when he saw several hundered Macintoshes buried half-way in cement?

Geez, I hope that guy's off getting some more cement...

How do you make your Mac go faster?

Drop it from a higher window.

How can you identify a Mac user at a party?

Ask him to help you word-process on your computer. He'll instinctively pull out a magnifying glass to see the screen.

What's a sure-fire way to piss off the new neighbors?

Eject a floppy from a Mac 1,000 times. ZZerzzit! Zzerzzzit! Zzzerzzzit!...

What's the second-best way?

Restart it 1,000 times so the infamous Mac-start-up-chime blasts forth from the speaker, or until they call the cops.

Why aren't more Mac owners computer literate?

They would be, if they had a computer.

How do you make a Mac run faster?

Smoke some marijuana just before using it, to alter your perception of time. There will be a noticeable speed increase, not only of the Mac but any clocks in the room as well. Now that's performance!

What's the difference between an Apple Lisa (predecessor of MAC) and a Game Boy?

Game boy has more memory and a higher-res screen, and greater color depth: 4 shades of green!

Why don't more Mac users get depressed about owning a Mac and commit suicide?

They don't know how shitty their machine is, because they still haven't figured out how to turn it ON.

How do you recognize a Mac user at a computer store?

When he's asking the salesperson how much it would cost him to upgrade to a 33.6 Kbps transfer speed--and then realize he's referring to the hard drive.

How do you make a Mac disk drive access faster?

Wind it up again

What do you do with an obsolete Mac?

Whatever you do, don't pick it up off the store shelf and buy it!

How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to consult the manual that came with it, one to call tech-support, and two to sit and wait for the 'Smiley Face' to appear and say 'Welcome to Macintosh'.

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Guest swirlundergrounder

Last week she punched a hole in her door out of pure frustration because her PC kept crashing on her. She went to the Mac store in Aventura and bought a Quad G5...

Like anything, if you take care of it, it will perform for you just fine. PC or Mac, if you don't maintain it, it will fall apart on you.

I don't know about that. I owned a PC (3 of them) for 5 years before switching to mac. And I take good care of my computers physically and functionally. I've been a mac user for more than a year now and I don't have the same problems as I did when I used a PC. Half the time I used a PC was spent maintaining it, running anti virus, spyware programs, defragmenting it etc....

As far comparing my two experiences between using a PC and a mac, I couldn't be happier with using a mac vs a PC...

I'm also not planning to go intel-mac either as of yet. I'm going to stay all mac as long as I can....

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Guest pod

I'll give you that it takes some time to do maintenance on a PC, but once you got it down pat, you're good to go. I have most of my stuff pretty automated, actually.

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Guest swirlundergrounder

I'll give you that it takes some time to do maintenance on a PC, but once you got it down pat, you're good to go. I have most of my stuff pretty automated, actually.

It all depends on the user also....
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Guest swirlundergrounder

True. There's a saying "PEBKAC". Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

LOL
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Guest coach

I'll give you that it takes some time to do maintenance on a PC, but once you got it down pat, you're good to go. I have most of my stuff pretty automated, actually.

I don't buy this. If people would stop using the spy/spam/virusware called IE and Outlook, a LOT of these problems would go away. I use Opera for both surfing and email. There are many other programs that work, as well. I have a virus program that runs in the background (NOT Norton). I only run a full virus or spyware scan, maybe twice a year, when I think about it. And I never have software problems.

The Mac I use crashes and locks up WAY more often than my PC.

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Guest ramon

True. There's a saying "PEBKAC". Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

BUOD = Bad User On Device

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