Guest JMT Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience. Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy.Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times...FULL STORY: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060628/ap_on_re_us/indecent_exposure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 LOL...thats hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTrendy Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 what a fruitcake. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 that is fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest teabag Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 so messed up...imagine this guy giving away sentences...while pumping himself.....what a way to finish your career :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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