starbrite Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 may be oldand not that funny, but this board doesnt move much anymore.<< One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar." The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad." The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness!!!" >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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