rachel1997 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park whenher dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rotwas really humping away and the lady was frantically trying tobreak them up, to no avail.A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rots butt,and the action immediately stopped.The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" sheasked.The little boy said, "That's my dog! He can dish it out, but hecan't take it!"========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the EnglishChannel Breast Stroke Competition.The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, therewas no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went bycausing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losinghope, the blonde finally arrived.The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. Theyembraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of theexcitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered,"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls usedtheir arms."------------------ [This message has been edited by rachel1997 (edited 01-08-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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