jp24 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 David dies and goes to hell. He's met by the devil and told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1000 year cycles. The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible then the next. Finally, they go to a room where a young college coed is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer. David tells the devil, "This is more like it." The devil says "Are you sure? It lasts for a 1000 years." David says "yes." So the devil walks over to the young woman and says "You can go now. I've found your replacement." ------------------IF LIFE SUCKS....DOES DEATH SWALLOW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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