Guest swank Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I askedyou to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied,without missing a beat, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattivi Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 this is a true story!!!???? i bet you absolutlely lost it if it was ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni1414777741 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 I've heard it before. Its still great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mp3some Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 that was awesome!!!LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dahzel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 great!!! LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PORNSTAR Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 That is something that Allan T would say.......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest itsspeed Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 That is something that Allan T would say.......... lolhahahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 you go girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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