phrankadelic Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 My addition for the day:Three men were drinking at a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the furcoat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself." BTW - mine's tomorrow!!! Ground Hogs Day baby! woohoo! ------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobadrinker Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Here's my contribution to the laugh bin. It's an oldie but goodie. Hope you all haven't heard it yet..A desperate drunk pleads the bar tender:"Please bar tender, give me another drink. I'll do anything!"The bar tender pondered for a while, sympathetic to the drunk he offers the proposition: "Ok, I'll give you a drink only if you do something for me."The bar tender points to one room in the corner and says:"In that room, there's a crocadile with a bad tooth. I want you to go in there and pull out the tooth. In the next room, there's an old nun that has never gotten any her whole life. I want you to go and give her the time of her life. Do those two things and I'll give you the drinks."Without hesitation, the drunk goes in the room. There was rumbling and raucaus, noises of furniture breaking. After 20 minutes, the drunk comes out of the room and asks: "Ok, so where's the nun with bad tooth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 OMG LOL TO BOTH!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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