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Naughty Joke Of The Day


It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in

the oven, then went downtown to pick up some drycleaning.

"Gudness, it's hot", she mused as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought, "vy nodt?" Helga sat at the

bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have. Helga said,

"Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?" Helga, surprised, replied,

"Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?"



"I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW"


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