cmb1975 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 OK...Here is the story...My boyfriends father is somewhat of a prankster. He likes to do practical jokes, tell fibs and stories and buy things to embarres people. So, for my birthday, he bought me a vibrator. I, of course, vowed revenge. He says I will never get him back. So, for Christmas I was going to get him back, but decided against it, it was Christmas after all. Of course, true to form, he bought me another vibrator!!! Now, here's the thing, its his birthday next month and I have to get him really, really good...I need ideas...Help...I read the posts, I know how sick and twisted you all are!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtemple Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Blow-up sheep? BAAAAAAAAAAAA!------------------Stay Twisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armada Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Subscription to Playgirl or Boys and Buns magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 go one step further with it...Give him a remote controlled ball sac vibrater... and then give his wife the remote controller.Or if you're really devilish, just give him a video of you using the present he got you. (definatly shock value on that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 * Butt-plug (you could even go one further and get one of the 'variable' size inflatables)* the Vibrating Egg* Cock ring* Pump* Some kind of B&D equipment (too many to list)Just a few suggestions... ------------------ Hugha.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adamsemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 call him a future Grandpa and tell him in 9 months he'll be one,, that should get his heart pumpin ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 He would if u tell him your having twins.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 post an ad on one of the online virtual personal ad thingys. (try yahoo.com)They have a lot of them, and you can post ad's for free.Place an ad in the M4M section, describing your bf's father, and state what "he" is looking for.. Be sure to include "Looking for a birthday present for myself".. say sumthin along the lines ofMy birthday is cumming, and I the only thing I want this year is to provide pleasure to the right man! -- ME : Male (his decription) - ISO: Male, 20-60yrs old, excessively hairy, Musty Odored, well endowed, and Dominant to be the recipient of non-stop oral pleasure. Discretion is guaranteed, and so is Your SATISFACTION!INCLUDE HIS PHONE NUMBER!Run the ad for 2 days or so.. lol..Now THAT is revenge!!Just dont be surprised if you have a deep voiced woman named BERTHA callin you for months around your bithday LOL------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by imnikki:post an ad on one of the online virtual personal ad thingys. (try yahoo.com)They have a lot of them, and you can post ad's for free.Place an ad in the M4M section, describing your bf's father, and state what "he" is looking for.. Be sure to include "Looking for a birthday present for myself".. say sumthin along the lines ofMy birthday is cumming, and I the only thing I want this year is to provide pleasure to the right man! -- ME : Male (his decription) - ISO: Male, 20-60yrs old, excessively hairy, Musty Odored, well endowed, and Dominant to be the recipient of non-stop oral pleasure. Discretion is guaranteed, and so is Your SATISFACTION!INCLUDE HIS PHONE NUMBER!Run the ad for 2 days or so.. lol..Now THAT is revenge!!Just dont be surprised if you have a deep voiced woman named BERTHA callin you for months around your bithday LOLShit that IS revenge... remind me not to get on your bad side... that is crafty... funny as hell though.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by nychunk:call him a future Grandpa and tell him in 9 months he'll be one,, that should get his heart pumpin that was my original thought, but i am not sure if he would totally freak!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 niki... that is genius!!~ she has my vote!oh yeah and i will never ever ever piss you off... ------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 I'll piss nikki off... C'mon Nikk what u gonna do about?...hehe------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by nychunk:I'll piss nikki off... C'mon Nikk what u gonna do about?...heheI'll come over to your little bedroom, get some rope, and tie you up to that bed of yours that has all of those bars on it.. .... THEN i will proceed to torture you.. BUT.... gently torture you .. hehemaybe with uhmmm a FEATHER DUSTER THING lol. hahha.. but wait.. you might like that..well.. wait.. i WILL like that =Pokay, so like.. we both win.. ------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by djmoonshine:niki... that is genius!!~ she has my vote!oh yeah and i will never ever ever piss you off... LMAO. Im not really evil, unfortunately I have been fucked over enough times, to actually take the time out and seriously think about various methods of revenge..Embarassed to say it, but- .. That one is NOTHING compared to a few others I've brewed up. .. =/------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menionleah Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 nikki you should change your name from imnikki to like Lucifer'sHelper or something along those lines hehe, you are trully sickI love itprops ------------------Our civilization is still in a middle stage, no longer wholly guided by instinct, not yet wholly guided by reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Is that a threat? lol------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by nychunk:Is that a threat? lolNo sweetie, thats a promise.Call me tonite after 10 =PMwaH! hehehe------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 menion - you have NO idea how sick I really am =)------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 i love how this topic went from how do i get revenge against pops to how truly sick and crazy niki is and how much we all love it! can i come over too nik? ... just to watch of course... ------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by djmoonshine:i love how this topic went from how do i get revenge against pops to how truly sick and crazy niki is and how much we all love it! can i come over too nik? ... just to watch of course... lol.. well.. I have one rule.. If your cummin ovah,, yur cummin ALLLLLL ovah!.whoa.. F R I D A Y !!!! .. and tonite is HANNIBAL!!WohOOooOMooNSHINE.. Where in bklyn r u???.. Anywhere near me.. Im on 18th and 86.. by the tannign salon =)------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trikki Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 I think your boyfriends father is a bit sick, personally and just a little inappropriate???? I would be mortified if my boyfriends father gave me a vibrator.------------------Live life to the fullest, because you never know when it will be your last!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 your boyfriend's father has bought you 2 vibrators this year ... ?? thats fucking weird ... anyways why would y want revenge did they not work or were they too small or somethin ..?? otherwise they sound like perfect gifts to me .. nuttin says happy b-day like a pocket rocket !you should get him liek a hhuge black dildo or a big rubber fist ... raise an eyebrow and tell him he secret is safe with you. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by joeydollaz:your boyfriend's father has bought you 2 vibrators this year ... ?? thats fucking weird ... anyways why would y want revenge did they not work or were they too small or somethin ..?? otherwise they sound like perfect gifts to me .. nuttin says happy b-day like a pocket rocket !you should get him liek a hhuge black dildo or a big rubber fist ... raise an eyebrow and tell him he secret is safe with you. LMAO! i think this is another good choice... so which revenge tactic did you finally decide to use?------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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