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Guest Alan T.

Beautiful women. Jaw-dropping, even. I used to think that 85 percent of all the beautiful women live in Southern California, but I'm dropping that down to 75 percent because I didn't realize how many of them were here

MOST ARE DRAG QUEENS!

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Guest xbbdc

i agreed with almost everything in the article except the last thing on # 4. plus he spelled crowbar instead of crobar and should have had the new name cameo's instead.

4. I haven't run into one person who thinks the Bears can win on Sunday. Not one.

BEARS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest barstar diana

yes great article but he didnt mention the horid traffic...ugh wheres the note that we need better public transit in the form of a rail system

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Guest pod

Well, white people on South Beach don't want minorities on South Beach, so no rail system.

Yeah, Whitey, I mean you. Don't bullshit me, you're tolerant until the drugs wear off.

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Guest clubchicky

For bachelor party or male bonding purposes, not only are the strip clubs supposedly fantastic (I'm basing this on word of mouth -- I am now terrified to go to strip joints after a friend told me he got a lap dance from a stripper who had the same name as his baby daughter), but the women here are beautiful and I have now revised my "What I should have done but nobody ever told me to do it" game. Do you ever spend inordinate amounts of time thinking about stuff like, "Why didn't anyone stop me when I decided to spend four years of my life attending an Irish-Catholic college in Massachusetts with 30-degree weather and 20-mph winds?" Well, I definitely would have gone to college in Southern California (a place like University of San Diego, which even offers a six-week winter break), and I definitely would have lived in Miami for a couple of years. And probably entered alcohol rehab at some point. Whatever.

this was my favorite part.....i loved this article!!! boy am i glad I found out about miami before my twenties and thirties are over.......alcoholic rehab sounds about right hahaha...especially after the afternoon i spent on south beach yesterday ;D

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