djstripe Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 ok...now I know you guys out there know exactly what I'm talking about.....when it comes to pissing crooked the morning after marothon sex....and we always get caught by surprise with it....what is the deal with that?...lol...And this phenominon baffles woman cuz they are like "How can you miss that big hole the the toilet?" ......like I ment to piss sideways.....I know ...I know...my turn to clean the bathroom.... There are plenty of odd body reactions to different situations...IMO, all part of the humorus side of sexual incounters..... what has happened to you? ------------------ OBE is pure beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by djstripe:ok...now I know you guys out there know exactly what I'm talking about.....when it comes to pissing crooked the morning after marothon sex....and we always get caught by surprise with it....what is the deal with that?...lol...And this phenominon baffles woman cuz they are like "How can you miss that big hole the the toilet?" ......like I ment to piss sideways.....I know ...I know...my turn to clean the bathroom.... There are plenty of odd body reactions to different situations...IMO, all part of the humorus side of sexual incounters..... what has happened to you? Even though the girlies think it's really funny, that's why I ALWAYS sit down to pee after sex!Avoid the mess! ------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 K....i always have this thing in which after all is said and done I start having little spasms I dont know why but when the sex is reallllly good* right afterward i just jump!!! Probably has something to do with my ring down below ------------------MEOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Confused- What exactly do you mean by "spasm?" The stronger the O the more it throbs, if that's what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 No....its not just a throb.My body (lower) actually gives little jumps about after the orgasm is done!I dont know why,dont care why, but it feels so good! I throb of course but with it comes...i dont know...a SPASM! ------------------MEOW! [This message has been edited by clubkat (edited 03-05-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Originally posted by tastyt:I guess it's jumping for joy?! QUOTE]Ya damn right! ------------------MEOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 lol....ya...I'm a post sex siter now too...lolclubkat....sounds like you got a case of mexican jumping pelvis.....what else is out there.......?Rach-u got any input?------------------ OBE is pure beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I guess it's jumping for joy?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 LOL I like this subject.Damn, I've learned so MANY things from reading this board I love it! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Well, I don't exactly have the pissing crooked thing going on after marathon sex, but I just can't go at all! I'll be lying in bed and have to pee SOOO bad, I'll go to the bathroom and sit on the toliet FOREVER and I just can't pee. I sit there and press on my bladder, run the water, etc. and sometimes it takes me about 15 minutes just to even start the stream going. Then it'll stop mid-pee (I have no control over this) and takes me a few more minutes to finish up. BY this time, my man has gotten out of bed and started knocking on the door asking if I'm OK. I'll just say, "No I'm GREAT, that's the whole problem" He knows he did good when I can't pee after. IT's pretty gross, but SO true!------------------ Please meet Jammin' Jimmy, the Dancin' Machine!! (thanks Daniela)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubcutie25 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by lolly:Well, I don't exactly have the pissing crooked thing going on after marathon sex, but I just can't go at all! I'll be lying in bed and have to pee SOOO bad, I'll go to the bathroom and sit on the toliet FOREVER and I just can't pee. I sit there and press on my bladder, run the water, etc. and sometimes it takes me about 15 minutes just to even start the stream going. Then it'll stop mid-pee (I have no control over this) and takes me a few more minutes to finish up. BY this time, my man has gotten out of bed and started knocking on the door asking if I'm OK. I'll just say, "No I'm GREAT, that's the whole problem" He knows he did good when I can't pee after. IT's pretty gross, but SO true!I feel your pain..sometimes it takes me forever to pee too... guess that means i had a good time....to excited to pee!!------------------If you're always up, you must be on something!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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