Reincarnation?

[phrankadelic]

Reincarnation Choices?

Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few,

while they were discussing the meaning of life.

The conversation grew deeper and deeper when

one of the gents started talking about reincarnation.

The trio started considering the possibility of the

existence of this phenomenon and what each would

prefer to come back as given the choice.

The first cowboy said "Well I think if I had my

'druthers I'd come back as a big Brahman bull."

The other two contemplated this choice and inquired

as to why a bull.

"Well," he said "If I was a bull all I would have to do would

be to lie around, eat and sleep all day. My women would

be brought to me, and my owner would be paid for my

services. That seem like a pretty good life to me."

His two buddies both agreed that sounded like a good

way to go through life, but one thought he could improve

on it. He said, "I'd rather come back as a range bull."

"A range bull, why a range bull?"

"Well," he said, "If I was a range bull it would be much

the same as the life Leroy was talkin' 'bout. All I would

have to do all day is lie around, eat and sleep, but I

wouldn't have no fences to hold me back, and I would

have my choice of all the women on the range. That

seems like the best life to me."

Leroy nodded in agreement.

Just then ol' Charlie spoke up. "Naw," he said as he

shook his head, "Ya'll got it all wrong. I'd rather come

back as a whale."

"A whale, why in tarnation would you want to come

back as a whale?" They were amazed at Charlie's

statement.

Charlie just grinned and said, "Can you imagine

having a seven foot tongue and bein' able to breathe

out of the top of your head?"

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