cmb1975 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 He said... "Want a quickie?"She said..."As opposed to what?"He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."She said..."You wear briefs, don't you?"He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."She said..."I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee-start packing!"He said... "That's great!!! What should I pack?"She said..."Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"She said..."No problem, I'll get you something that is."She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."She said..."Well, you succeeded."He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well."She said..."Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we would do without the gardener too"He said... "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"She said..."No, have you?"He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"She said..."I would, but you're never there."He said... "Shall we try changing positions tonight?"She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xfactor834 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 CMB...you're priceless Oh, and so is your delicious body.Hilarious =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 ------------------I never try anything, I just do it... Wanna try me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Funny stuff, girl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 hey x-factor back off man.. she's allll mine!!! im sorry but i have to regulate... maybe we can arrange something though.. hehe..claire i love you!!!------------------ AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by djmoonshine:hey x-factor back off man.. she's allll mine!!! im sorry but i have to regulate... maybe we can arrange something though.. hehe..claire i love you!!!Claire's got quite a few lovers on this board, I see. I have an idea ...whoever's got the biggest shlong will get her first [let's separate the boys from the men] **PANTS DOWN**------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 ..i could actually picture myself sayin' most if not all of that stuff!------------------ * I ain't no joke so you should get a pen, and write yourself a lil' note so you don't forget again *-YoU DeSeRvE A SmAcKiN' FoR SlAcKiN'- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by Ph0eniX: Claire's got quite a few lovers on this board, I see. I have an idea ...whoever's got the biggest shlong will get her first [let's separate the boys from the men] **PANTS DOWN**:: ulls out tape measure:::OK...I'm ready...lets go boys!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Originally posted by starcapone: ..i could actually picture myself sayin' most if not all of that stuff!Same here sista!------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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