starcapone Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful,surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet ------------------ * I ain't no joke so you should get a pen, and write yourself a lil' note so you don't forget again *~same shit - different day~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I'm breathing and I hit the toilet everytime....I need to find me an appreciative old suger-momma...------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty"You're to old fat man......and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 oh god... that's soooooo sad thats what i have to look foward to... great! lol... ------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 i don't know about anyone else but my original list stays til i die!!------------------ * I ain't no joke so you should get a pen, and write yourself a lil' note so you don't forget again *~same shit - different day~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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