rachel1997 Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 A women was pregnant with triplets. Anyway one day she goes into this bank. The bank is being held up and she gets shot 3 times in her stomach. Luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor. He says her children will be all right, and one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the next daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" The next day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" She goes "let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" He replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 ------------------ * I ain't no joke so you should get a pen, and write yourself a lil' note so you don't forget again *-YoU DeSeRvE A SmAcKiN' FoR SlAcKiN'- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 What does a puppy and near sighted gynocologist have in common??A wet nose!Bahd-um-bump.------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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