wasabifree Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Hello kids........give me your best, and I hope you don't mind if I borrow them for tonight, I like to get my face slapped once in a while........reality check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Wanna fuck?Oh...you don't wanna be smacked in the face...Sorry!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by cmb1975:Wanna fuck?Oh...you don't wanna be smacked in the face...Sorry!!!if it was only that eazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Kinda corny but it's my fave:Do you wash your pants in Windex, Cause I can see myself in them!!!LOLLOLLOL------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by diezel:I got one..Those pants are very becoming on you,Of course if I was on youId be cuming too THats the best!!!! I love it!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenvixen Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 My fav:Do you wanna get pizza and fuck?What you don't like pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I posted these before a while ago - but they are so appropriate for this thread! Enjoy...PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount youor eat you!11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, andI'll put my head in.------------------AIM: Spragga25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one..here's something i've noticed though: i never use a cliche line and i shoot 90% from the paint when i meet a girl alone at a bar.. it's not like i prowl bars really (not since college really) but i amaze myself even in my most intoxicated state.i once got a date with a girl at Tao who was actually there cause her friends tried to set her up with this really odd-looking fella.. a few words of kindness, a compliment or two and half the time I get a phone number.. the other half she asks formine first the second one is almost always a better sign.. (unless she goes for $800/hour, which actually happened to a buddy of mine) aaah, dating life is tuff..morph_------------------"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. So why is selling fucking not legal? Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst thing."- George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wojcik Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 if you were a burger at Mc Donalds you'd be a McGorgeus baby, Is you're daddy a thief b/c I was wondering who stole the stars and put them in you're eyes. .....There are many more but they never work just talk or if you wanna get slapped just talk really direct and perverted last time I got slapped at a club was when this hottie had Mardigras beads and I said"yeah mardi gras show me you're tits" so take it for what you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diezel Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I got one..Those pants are very becoming on you,Of course if I was on youId be cuming too ------------------ What time is it? GAME TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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