all4tribal1414779019 Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 So I went out last weekend and this weekend. It was good to be out and about for a change and to see some of you folks!However I realized one of the many reasons as to why I do not go out anymore.Smurfs w/ mohawks!They are everywhere!How to spot "their colony" @ a venue in Miami.Average height 4'11-5'2, usually in groups of 5-25. Once one member of the El Grupo leaves, they all leave together, so it creates a gap in that section of the club. Enterprise Cargo Vans Daily rentals are not cheap! One size fits all!No dance skills! If a dj drops Chilli Peppers "By the way" rene amesz remix, smurfs start to as what I would describe to "Mosh-pit dance". Can't use the word dancing, that is not dancing!!! Mohawks! Not the punk mohawks, put these cheesy ass mohawks with lots of hair on top and "designer symbols" on the side that look like a rat maze. White belts! Cedric can get away with it back in the day, however why do people still use them? Looks super uber gay.Fake White D&G! I see this everywhere in Miami! Everyone and their mother has one! Major Cheese! 3-for-1 Walgreens/CVS Sunshades! Smurfs love these! Especially indoors!If there is a "patio" at a venue in miami, expect "them" to take over 50% of the dance floor.Low self esteem girls that get their boobs done before getting braces are usually spotted with these so called smurfs. Most of the time they are taller than the men/boys and wear size 1 bikini tops from baby gap.I am sure there is more to this, but that is what I can think of at the moment.ps...this has nothing to do with my personal height, im sure i am not the only one that feels this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stroller4u Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 very true jefecito!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted August 18 Author Report Share Posted August 18 pics?didnt have my cam w/ me.im sure some peeps can post some on here, "they" are not hard to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 You still go out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted August 18 Author Report Share Posted August 18 You still go out? usually when i do im there for 2-3 hours max.maybe it has to do w/ all the pre-gaming.n "beeches". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 You miss a lot of shit talking. We point at the smurfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnycest1 Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 i call them gremlins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marina22 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 i call them gremlins Yeah, just asked Diogo why Smurf and if they were blue, lol.Either name is pretty perfect though, I saw too many of these at the AM ONly Party during conference.. :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mr.miami Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Where did you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Where did you go? 2 guesses and the first doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lyrik Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Where did you go? 2 guesses and the first doesn't count.Ya see coach...remember that post I made in the fashion forum...I knew I wasn't alone in this....fuckin psuedo fashion lizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 Where did you go? 2 guesses and the first doesn't count.Ya see coach...remember that post I made in the fashion forum...I knew I wasn't alone in this....fuckin psuedo fashion lizards.haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattivi Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 i agree with most everything you say except i dont see anything wrong with wearing a white belt, especially if one has white shoes on. there is nothing gay about that. anyways, other than that your spot on, and alot of the reasons why i dont like to go out as much either. it also bugs me that every meathead always must take off his shirt in the club to show his "hugeness" than proceed to rub their slimey, sweaty bodies on everyone. always thought that was a bit gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 lol @ this thread. saw a ton of smurfs at space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 I don't mind the guidos as much as the smurfs though, that's only because there's 1 guido for every 50 smurfs at a patio near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 When I see guys like that out with the Mohack rocking the diesel shoes, jeans shirts ect with their D&G or Prada shades, those are Colombians or Venezuelans trying to act like Colombians...lolYou dont only see them @ clubs but you see them @ any Diesel or Armani Exchange nears u...its the Colombian Fad right now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest myles hie Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Mohawks! Not the punk mohawks, put these cheesy ass mohawks with lots of hair on top and "designer symbols" on the side that look like a rat maze. Fauxhawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 4040 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 I admit it is kind of funny but damn you guys are a bunch of haters on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marina22 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 When I see guys like that out with the Mohack rocking the diesel shoes' date=' jeans shirts ect with their D&G or Prada shades, those are Colombians or Venezuelans trying to act like Colombians...lolYou dont only see them @ clubs but you see them @ any Diesel or Armani Exchange nears u...its the Colombian Fad right now..[/quote'] It's a disgrace to Venezuelans and Colombians, can't people find their own individual style ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LisaLoca7Bianca Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 My after hour club days are over. I over did it.. ;D I'm home by 6 or 7....now ;D ;D..not eleven or twelve 8) 8). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni1414777741 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Man i need to see pics of this. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 I obviously dont go out anymore since I have no idea what you are talking about. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orls Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 lol - I think that you would go out of your way to point this out is what makes this funny, but if it bothered you that much then your probably just growing out of club scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest raindjrain Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 I too would like to see pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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