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Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

POSTED: 1:43 pm CDT August 24, 2007

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

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A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Beckett's attorney, Billy Bock, said his client's actions were in self-defense.

"Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock.

Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense.

"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.

Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

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Guest drlogic

"torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles."

:o followed by :'(

Would this be considered a cool scar to show off to chics @ bars?

Kinda like bullet wound, knife stab, shark bite, torn nut sack?

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Guest JMT

i dunno, but this story is nuts.

that guy takes football a little too seriously, he really needs to get a grip.

(where is Slide when i need him?)

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Guest Slide On The Ice

i dunno, but this story is nuts.

that guy takes football a little too seriously, he really needs to get a grip.

(where is Slide when i need him?)

I can't top that, dude. You didn't need me for anything. :D ;D

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