beautious1 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.10. All women are noisy fucks.11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.12. Those tits are real.13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penisand slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)16. Double penetration makes women smile.17. Asian men don't exist.18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, theboyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in hisgirlfriend's mouth.19. There's a plot.20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.21. Nurses suck patients cocks.22. Men always pull out.23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only bemomentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.24. Women never have headaches . . . or periods.25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it."26. Assholes are clean.27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all partiesconcerned.28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.29. Men don't have to beg.30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.------------------"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueguy808 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.Wait a sec...this isn't true? Maybe I've just been with freaks...quite possible...but who here doesn't like a little slap every now and then?------------------ Peace,-=808=- .:J:.LETS GO METS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 well, my dear glad u popped up, but this has already been a topic (twice). so when's that bi meet-up gonna be ------------------ * ...baby they can't play you cause i'll save you with my super powers...boy i'm only human but i'll be your super woman... * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 I like the thirty things, pretty funny stuff.------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by starcapone: well, my dear glad u popped up, but this has already been a topic (twice). Oh my god NO WAY??!! I'm I really that out of it??? Oh well. ------------------"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 omg beautious1 i love your sig..did you come up with that on your own? **can i get a bump?** ------------------MY SIGNATURE IS ANNOYING ME ! ! ! AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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