rachel1997 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A man was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to thedoctor. The doctor said "I'm going to give you some suppositories.I'll put one in now and I'll give you another one for later." Theman goes home and starts feeling sick again. He asks has his wifeto put a suppository in. She puts one hand on his shoulder and sticksthe suppository in. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed. His wife asks him,"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" "No, I just realized that the doctorhad both of his hands on my shoulders!"-Anonymous ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 A gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes off his clothes for examination. When he takes his clothes off the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says... "Hmmm, that's interesting...Does it work?" The man answers.. "Sure does... I haven't had a butt in 3 weeks!"------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by rachel1997:========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A man was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to thedoctor. The doctor said "I'm going to give you some suppositories.I'll put one in now and I'll give you another one for later." Theman goes home and starts feeling sick again. He asks has his wifeto put a suppository in. She puts one hand on his shoulder and sticksthe suppository in. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed. His wife asks him,"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" "No, I just realized that the doctorhad both of his hands on my shoulders!"-Anonymous LMAO------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by phrankadelic:A gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes off his clothes for examination. When he takes his clothes off the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says... "Hmmm, that's interesting...Does it work?" The man answers.. "Sure does... I haven't had a butt in 3 weeks!"LOL------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by phrankadelic:Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"what?------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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